STEPS TO CHANGE SCREEN RESOLUTION TO "1024 X 768":

         1) GO TO YOUR DESKTOP (THE SCREEN YOU SEE AFTER YOUR COMPUTER FIRST BOOTS UP)

           2) RIGHT CLICK WITH YOUR MOUSE ON ANY BLANK PART OF THE SCREEN (A MENU WILL OPEN)

           3) LEFT CLICK ON PROPERTIES (A BOX WILL OPEN)

           4) LEFT CLICK ON "SETTINGS". (THE TOP RIGHT TAB)

           5) SLIDE RESOLUTION BAR OVER TO "1024 X 768"...

           7) CLICK "OK"

                                         NOW YOU CAN:

 

       6) CONGRATULATE YOURSELF ON BEING SO COMPUTER SAVVY.

         7) PUT AN AD IN THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER'S CLASSIFIED SECTION OFFERING COMPUTER TUTORING.

         8) RAKE IN OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

         9) USE THIS MONEY TO BUY ACRONYMBLE FOR ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.